I feel like a hungry patron in a restaurant. My mouth has been salivating for Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana, or, being vegetarian, for Kunal Kapoor, but I am waiting and waiting and now I started calling out on the waiter HEY, WHERE IS MY CHICKEN?
I am getting impatient, start cursing the restaurant already, which, as a pacifist, is running entirely against my nature. Throwing up my hands in despair when checking out bollywoodhungama.com and staring at the 18th of May void, which I vaguely remembered as a possible release date. Nothing in the vicinity either!!?
What happened, did Luv shuv Tey Chicken Khurana get sucked into a Black Hole? surfing deeper into the Net I discover it has been P-P-P-ostponed because of the IPL. IPL? I start hating cricket. I am shattered, it feels like a chicken bone got stuck in my esophagus. I want to cry me some crocodile tears. How did the chicken cross the road? well, it didn’t. And it won’t for a long time. Until a suitable deemable esteemable date is found for the release of this recipe..says Anurag Kashyap, or rather a UTV spokesman.
As if (the probably gory) Department by RGV, which releases on May 18th, could be a threat to a funny lovable movie….
In short, I am disappointed.
But I am not alone. Kunal, meri jaan, most likely too.
…and a bunch of foodie movie lovers….
UPDATE: HURRAY, CHICKEN IS BACK ON TRACK with a trailer AND a release date:
NOVEMBER 2nd. 2012 yea….. :-)