If you ask me, Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor aren’t really keen on getting married. At this point they might just get hitched because everyone is asking them, “So, when are you two finally tying the knot? BUT HEY, NO PRESSURE, YAAR!”
To avoid a straight answer, they may every first of the month, before they go to sleep and from their beds, throw darts at a world map. Not Cupid’s arrow. Just a dart. Depending on where it lands, the following morning they’ll release a press statement about the new wedding location :-) at least that’s what I suspect. Next month it might be the South Pole.
Shaadi is not a simple decision for complicated people. Even under the best of circumstances we take a deep breath what concerns the I-dos of a the happy ever after.. Although, very few can hold their breath as long as Saif & Kareena. Those two have become true Yogis in this matter.
In the few years that I’ve been watching Bollywood movies I heard they are marrying in April, forgot which year, no in October, no, they are marrying in January, no, they are marrying after the release of Agent XYZ, no, they are marrying in London, no, in the Maldives, no, they are marrying in Rio, no… Hey, I have an idea, they could marry during the carnival in Rio, come to their wedding with masks and we’ll never be sure if it was really them getting hitched or some body-doubles… which would buy them time to decide if they are mfeo.
I think South Pole is just as good of a bet.. but the last dart seemed to have hit Rio :-)
Okay, we can start holding our breath.